America Kicks Ass

America totally kicks ass.
The strongest nation on earth.
Nobody can kick our ass.
Nobody can intimidate us,
becuase we don't give a fuck.

We are motherfucking hard, like gangsta with a none by our side, except there's no 5-O gonna roll up and beat our ass down. And we're not really criminals, becuase there's no international law: There's no international law becuase there are no international courts, and there are no international courts becuase we refuse to recognize any court that might ever try to stop us from doing whatever the fuck we want: No trials, no courts, no laws for America, so we can do whatever the fuck we want, and we're not even criminals.

Doesn't that fucking kick ass?
What an excellent country!

And we've gotten rid of our hypocrisy too: we used to make bullshit excuses for whatever it was we wanted to do: we would tell the world it was becuase of human rights, or becuase the country was a dictatorship, or they attacked first.

We don't do that anymore.
We don't make bullshit excuses, becuase we understand now. We don't have to justify ourselves.
We don't have to tell the rest of the world shit.
We do whatever the fuck we want for one reason, and one reason only: becuase we can,
And all those other countries-they can suck our dick.
They can bend over and take it up the ass, becuase the rest of the world is America's bitch.

Half the world works for pennies a day to make us fat and rich.
The deal is they maybe get to eat and we get cheap clothes, cheap oil, whatever we want. And if they don't like it, they can suck it. Becuase the rest of the world is America's bitch.

Becuase we are the lone super power, and all the other little countries and continents are mere mortals at best.
They are like the homeless: we just step over them on the way to stepping on somebody else. They're not worth the time it takes to piss in their mouths.

We don't care. We're America. We kick ass.
What are they gonna do? Arrest us? Ostracize us? Gang up on us?
Let them fucking try. We are America and we will fuck them up.

If they ever try to fuck with us, we'll just shake it of, and use it as an excuse to fuck them up some more.
And the more they try to hurt us, the more medieval on their asses we will get. Becuase we can.

Becuase America is all powerful, America kicks ass, and America doesn't have to answer to anybody unless and until God or the Space Aliens come to kick our ass.



King Missile III - Royal Lunch - 02 - America Kicks Ass