3 guys, a girl, and a house Part II

On my way to work, The comment Amber had made finally made it to the top of the cue. And as I said before, it still hasn't left. I've been pondering 3 guys and a girl for the past two day. I'm aware of how completely against the Maximus Theory Of Sexual Relativity this is. Maximus states that there should never be more then one guy to 3 girls in an orgy. Any less is often too close for comfort for most naked guys. And any more is wasteful. Things like what kinda of positions you would have to use and how could anyone get anything outta it. So I decided to try to mathematically figure out all the ways it could be done with average sized people so that all four people involved could still have enough movement for them to get off. Guys need friction and movement. Without it there is only one other way a guy can get off that I know of and that is thru penetration. I'm fairly sure none of my male audience has experience that degree of it if any. Women have between 5 and 6 possible ways to meet these conditions. they are: vaginal, anal, oral, left and right hands, and if the women is properly endowed then between her breasts. I suppose armpits are a possiblity but as I have never tried them I'm not going to count them. Now if a women is using her hands, then there are countless possitions that could be created if she is masturbating one or two of the guys. Also if she is using her breasts then it is very difficult for anything to be used becuase she would need to have both hands holding her breasts together and the weight allowances and positioning would get in the way of most of the other openings. Also I came to the conclusion that with the addition of furniture thier are also a ton more possibilities. If the people involved owned a Sex Swing then there would be all kinds of ways they could do. (For those of you who have never seen one of these it is the single most useful sex toy on the market. You can do just about anything with one.) But since I donit know what kind of furntiure everyone has I figured I wouldn't use any furniture or outcroppings such as counters and tables and things in my report. My possibilities are going to be limited to using only the three major openings: vaginal, anal, and oral. Also all people are average size, becuase if the female was 6 foot tall and the three guys were midgets then she could toss em around and put em anywhere she wants. (I'm aware the is descrimination against dwarves and midgets. But I don't care. Fuck the little bastards. or maybe not.) I've come to the conclusion that there are only two basic ways to accomplish this so that everyone can get off. we will assume that M1 represents the male receiving vaginal, M2 represent the male receiving anal, M3 represents the male recieving oral, and F represents the female.

Position 1:
First M2 sits down. M1 sits spider style facing M2 (like when we were kids and rode two people on a swing.) M1 lays on his back propped up a bit on his elbows if he likes. F sits down on top of M2 and M1 with her back to M2. M3 helps F align the two penis's with there proper holes. M3 then stands over top of M1 facing F so that she can blow him. For proper friction and movement to be recieved by M1 and M2. M3 holds F up under the arms. F holds onto M3's waist. and M2 holds onto F's waist. M2, M3, and F work together lifting F up and down to achieve friction and movement. This leaves M1 with both hand free to stimulate F or M3, M2 is too far away for him to reach comfortably. The only problems that I can see with this is F, M2, and M3 are probably going to get tired of lifting F before anyone finishes. And M2 might need a couple of extra inches to be able to stay in, but I think he should be okay at about 6 to 7. I think the average is 5.5 to 6.5 so I'm still within my reigns.

Position 2:
M2 lays flat on his back. F lays on her back on top of M2. M2 holds her slightly up with his hands on her shoulders so as to allow her to move back and forth easier. M1 gets on all fours and mounts her. This should place F's head out in front of M1s by a few inches. M3 can then get on all fours and mount on top of her face. F holds her self up by hanging on to M3's waist. M2 is going to be doing most of the work this time, as he will be sliding F back and forth using his hands placed underneath her shoulders. F is basically swinging on M3 and M1 just has to hold himself up and enjoy. Problems with this postion are that there are no free hands for extra stimlation. However, M1's toungue can reach both F's breast or neck and M3's asshole. So M1 can either suck on F's nipples or toss M3's salad. (M3 would definately enjoy this but if I didn't know for a fact that people actually do like tossing salad on their own accord I wouldn't have included it as an option.) I don't think that M2 will have much of a problem keeping F moving till completeion as his elbows are on the ground and his wrists are the only thing that might start to get a little tired. The only other problem I foresee is if M3 farts. M1's gonna be in tough shape with F not far behind.

I hope this has been both educational and inspirational. If you know of any other ways besides these please let me know. Also if anyone has any experianece in this area that'd be helpful too. Have a great Bologna Fest. My condolences to Tom and his family. And see some of you tommarrow at noon.