The Hillbilly and the Midget

Driving down the road one day I needed to use the bathroom. I stopped at McDonald's.

On my way to the bathroom there was a man standing in the dining room looking out the window. As I passed him to enter the bathroom he said in thick southern accent... "I'm in Line." I knew the bathroom wasn't one of those single room bathrooms like in most gas stations, I knew it was a multi-user environment. So I had to ask.. "In line for what?" In a no nonsense reply, "To take a shit. If ya gotta piss, go ahead. If ya wanna take a shit, ya gotta git behind me."

I bypassed the guy and entered the bathroom. Inside, I made my second encounter. A Midget. The Midget also had some information to share. "You might wanna get somebody to clean that." He was referring to the toxic waste spill in the stall. "It was like that when I got here." I said nothing, just walked to the urinal.

The first guy entered the room shortly after. The Midget didn't tell him what he told me. He just allowed the guy to enter the stall. The Midget left the room, and the Hillbilly began to swear. "That's Unbelievable... That's so damn unbelieveable.. Man!!! Aww SHIT!!"

I washed my hands and left. Outside was a 15 year old McDonald's worker with a mop in hand. I had sympathy for that one.