Sparks

Looks can be decieving. I'm a visually oriented person. So if something appeases my eyes I'm hooked. I am the guy who will drop doing something important for "OOO... something SHINY." For me people are the same way. It requires something visually stimulating for a person to keep my interest. Doesn't nessecarily mean they have to be beautiful or anything like that. But talking on the phone is boring as hell for me. What is all this bullshit leading too you may ask? Sparks.

Sparks are shiny objects thrown off from welding or grinding or cutting with a torch. Very visually stimulating. Sparks is also a new malt beverage available where ever beer is sold. It's got a shiny can. Orange and silver. It is also a blend of my two favorite drugs. Alcohol and caffiene. And its citrus flavored and has yellow 5 in it. So its like alcohol and Mt. Dew. A perfect blend of two wholesomely goodnessy things. A perfect blend of depressant and stimulant. A perfect blend of flavors. A perfect blend that tastes like absolute shit.

After the first sip, I wanted to vomit. But I'm an explorer and believe in second chances. After the second, I did vomit a little in my mouth. So I gave it to my wife to try. She took a sip and her face formed into a very confused look. Then she took a second sip and I think she vomited a little into her mouth as well. I asked her why she took the second sip and she said that she had tasted something peculilar the first time. That was the taste of shit I explained to her.

So if anyone wants to try some Sparks, I have 3.95 cans of it in my fridge you are welcome to.