Red the Dinosaur

Red the Dinosaur was the king of the prehistoric age. He was a fucking beast. He had Wings, Teeth, acid spit, & firebreathing. You screwed with red, you were hamburger, no way around it.

You may say, "I've never heard of Red." Well, that's your oversight. Red is about as renown as T-Rex, Dilopasaurus, and Teridactile combined. He ruled the dinosaur kingdom with an iron fist. He was the Chuck Norris of his day. You want pain.. Here comes Red the Dinosaur.

Now, some experts believe that Red was actually the reason for the extinction of the other dinosaurs, he then died of old age, bordom, and acid reflux. Personally I think Red is still out there. Waiting.. Waiting for his moment to smash his way up from the earth's core and attack the world again.

BEWARE... BEWARE OF RED THE DINOSAUR!!