The 4th Ghetto Blaster: Merf

Merf was the preppy fellow in the 7 ghetto blaster orchestra. I hate Merf for a lot of reasons.

1. Merf is a self-centered asshole.
2. Merf cannot be trusted.
3. Merf is in the 7 Ghetto Blaster Orchestra.

If it is on his time it's gotta be about Merf. Merf is the only member of the 7 Ghetto Blaster Orchestra to tell Harris J. Cass to "Fuck off." Merf refused to carry a Ghetto Blaster. It was too heavy and clunky for a person of his status. He carried a Walkman with a tiny set of earphones so that he could drown out the others and listen to whatever the hell he wanted. Harris on more than one occasion threatened to throw him out, but Merf Simply replied. "What?! Throw me out over my walkman? Just try it Cass!" Harris, while certainly angry, did nothing. Just the rebellion in this piss-stain of a human being made him worthy to stay and piss off others.

Merf's job was business. He often had take out food delivered to him. One day I intercepted the take out guy and when Merf was walking accross the street to go get alternative food I ran him over with a dump truck.

4 down 3 to go.