Dinner Conversations: Spermbob?

While driving my son to school the other day. We are all listening to 89x. On comes the morning news by Dave.

Dave: "In other news they are planning to bring back the sponge contraceptive. While it wasn't overly successful the last time, this time they plan on using a different marketting stratagy. They are going to sell it as 'Spermbob No-Pants.'"

Jadyn: "Daddy, why did he call it Spermbob?"

Couch: "Becuase its a contraceptive and it stops sperm."

Jadyn: "Whats a contra-ep-pive?"

Couch: "Erm... Well, ya know when I say we are having some 'mommy and daddy time'? Well what mommy and daddy are doing is something that could potentially result in you getting more brothers or sisters. Contraceptives help to stop that."

Jadyn: "Is Spermbob funny too?"

Couch: "I don't know Jadyn."

Jadyn: "Can I see Spermbob?"

Couch: "Sure, maybe I'll buy you and Trinity each one to play with."

Jadyn: "Okay, cuz I really like Spermbob."