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I'm not going to come on here after defecting to myspace for so long and try and explain myself to any of you. The very thought that I should in the first place is silly. Don't patronize yourselves to think for one minute that I have given myspace some definate edge over the AG rants page because you have a shitload of volume to examine over there and here it's straight up entertainment. Fuck you guys.

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I'd really like to apologize to all the RFTAG readers for not posting in a while. It's true that I've been posting to myspace, but it was only a passing interest. My literary energy belongs here and I'll transplant my Myspace blogs over.

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As if anybody fucking reads my posts over there anyways. People are way more into porn, warez, everquest, and forums then silly tales about what I did at best buy 3 years ago. If I had a nickel for every time I got a hit, I wouldn't be very rich. In fact, I'd make more money fishing pop cans out of ditches along the interstate.

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I really have some interesting retail stories to share that I posted over there. They're a hoot to read. Maybe some of you will comment back some of your own witty stories from retail. Oh, the tales I can tell, and I only worked there for a few months.

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What we should really talk about is blowin shit up, drinkin, and chicks. THAT'S what our readers want.

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I've often thought about current events posts, political humor, and tales of triumph over adversity.

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Fag.

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Hey, this post is supposed to be a funny post about two different Jimbob's discussing what they want to post, you shouldn't address me directly. It's bad form.

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Get you head out of your ass. You talk like a fucking little girl.

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That wasn't very nice. Mind your manners.

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Blow me, I'm getting out of here. This post has just turned stupid.

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Fine, well, without you this post has lost all purpose. I'm leaving too I guess. Thanks for reading everyone.

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Dickbags.