Jesus Was A Gamer... Part 4 of 3

oh yeah... three important things i forgot.

1. Every year or whenever somebody comes with us for there first time, we initiate them by telling them to knock over this big bear on a unicycle that rides back and forth on a cable across the mall. we've thrown cheeseburgers at it, quarters, hostages, chairs, and whatever else we could find. but no luck. this year, since it was to be our last in milwauki, we brought bolt cutters to cut the cable. BUT THE FUCKING BEAR WAS GONE! gone. no trace whatsoever. those fucking bastards. so to make up for it we blew the mall up on our way out.

2. when gencon moved into the mecca center a few years ago, we spent a great deal of time exploring it. the second year it was there i got married and was unable to attend. On that year jimb and bryan discovered a button on one of the walls with a little sign underneath of it that said "push to play polka". They pushed it and low and behold it played polka. so every year since then weve gone back to listen to polka. this year however when we pushed the button nothing happened. nothing. fucking bastards.

and finally

3. for those of you who didnt catch the "i saw a line" reference in the first part of this series. my wife is pregnant with our second child.

enjoy your week. i know i wont.