Top 10 Sex Games: Number 8

Couch: "Why is it that porn stars look good when they shave off all their body hair?"

Stacey: "I don't know."

Couch: "Well I try it, and it makes me look like a twink. Like a goddamn thirteen year old faggot twink. What the bloody hell?"

Stacey: "OH MY GOD! You shaved your chest!? When did you do that?"

Couch: "Last night, when I shaved everything else. I was bored. What do you think?"

Stacey: "It'll umm... take some getting used to..."

Couch: "I think it makes me look young... and not in a good way..."

Stacey: "Yeah..."

Couch: "The worst part is that the whole upper half of my body feels like velcro. Millions of years of civilization and I have evolved into something that can stick cloth objects to himself. Think they are hiring at the sticky post company?"

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#8: Hide and Seek Sex

Players: 2+

I found a version of this game on the internet. And with a few modifications, turned it into something a lot more sexual and a lot less husband-wifey. It's so hard to find good rules for group sex games on the internet.

Setup: You need to get something that can easily be hidden in a house or hotel room or whereever. Next have each person make a list of five sexual things they would like to do.

Rules: First, draw straws or role dice to determine who will hide first. Whoever is the first "Hider" takes the item you're hiding and attaches a note about what sexual reward the finder gets if they find the item randomly drawn from the list of the seeker. Then the Hider hides the item anywhere in the house. The Seeker has 24 hours to find the item if they want to be rewarded with the sexual treat it offers. This game, also, has the benefit of continuing for as long as you want it to... days, weeks or even years!

Options: For more then two people divide the lists into male and female (unless everyone is comfortable with bisexuality). When a female hider wins the roll, then all of the men can compete for who finds it first and gets to be rewarded by the hider. Vice versa for a male hider. Bisexual members of either sex can compete at any time at the hider's discretion. It is strongly recommended that the time is shortened for group events or that there are multiple hiders (ie all the women). This game can easily be converted into a scavanger hunt event as well.