My belly

I'm Irish. I'm Native American. And I'm French. I'm also not exactly sure what that means. But I am sure that somehow in the combination of all of those, I inherited no small amount of body hair. Fortunately, I don't have a gorilla back yet, but I'm sure that will come within the passing years. My belly though, well, let's just say I have to eat with a shirt on for fear of losing things in the jungle of my chest hairs. Tonight though, the worst of my fears were confirmed when my 2 year old daughter drew a picture of my tummy and proceeded to describe her "art" in detail.

I'm sure you can guess what the scribbles above the belly button were.