The biggest screwjob in 50 trillion years

Today, German scientists, in the biggest screwjob since I found out Seymore was a fake, decided to fuck over the little guy and demote Pluto from a full planet to a dwarf planet.

Now, this shits in the cereal of everything most of us have ever known. 9 planets. The last one is merely a zit on the solar systems ass, but it's a planet. Round, travels around the sun, has a name that doesn't end in a number, etc.

All this because we found a few more loose rocks beyond Pluto. Now I'm not for naming every rock we come across, that would be silly. I'm just saying no takebacks. It's been a planet for years. The guy's a veteran. He's done his time and he's done it like a man. I'm not going to flush years of history and whatnot down the toilet because a bunch of German Scientists decided to update their dictionaries. Ask me if Pluto is a planet and I'll say, "Hey bitch, lay off the little fella, he's just gettin by."

PLUTO RIGHTS.