Couch: "Who in there damned mind, would make a mandatory meeting at 1am on a Sunday night? Some of us do have jobs. Not that I actually ever go to mine, but thats besides the point."
Dorus: "That sounds like something I would do. But it wasn't me."
Couch: "I realize thats only like 10pm in California and probably earlier than that in Hawaii, but for 99% of the rest of the US, its a little late."
Dorus: "You missed 1%."
Couch: "I figured that accounted for Alaska."
Dorus: "Then you missed the most important state of all."
Couch: "Which one is that?"
Dorus: "Oregon."
Couch: "People actually live there? I just thought they used it for nuculear testing and shit like that."
Dorus: "Go blow yourself."
Couch: "Well, if I lived in Oregon and had been exposed to some of that radiation, then maybe I'd be mutated enough that I'd be able too....... Do they have any available land for cheap?"
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#7: Strip Poker
Players: 2+
I love poker. And just about everyone I know has played or at the very least heard of strip poker. Video poker made it huge in bars everywhere and has been the closest thing to a nailed down set of rules that the game has ever seen. Well, at least till now.
Setup: The game is setup just like a normal poker game. Players sit around a table. Everyone starts with an equal amount of chips. The only exception is that there is a bank which exists for the sole purpose of buying and selling clothing.
Rules: The game is played as normal poker. The acutal poker rules are up to the table. Whether they want to use blinds, or just play holdem, or dealer calls game, or whatever. Betting is done as normal as well. The differences start when people run out of chips. Any person at any time between hands (even when they have plenty of chips) can sell a piece of clothing to the bank for more chips. Personnally I reccommend putting a range of prices on clothing. So that things like socks and shoes are worth next to nothing and more neccessarry pieces of clothing are worth more. Once you sell a piece of clothing to the bank, you lose all ownership of it. The bank in turn, can sell it to anyone who wants it for 10% more then what it paid for it, thereby giving ownership rights to the highest bidder so to speak. You can buy it back at anytime from the bank for the same price you sold it for as long as the bank still owns it. Once another player owns it, its at their discretion wether they wish to sell it back to you for chips or for other favors or just keep it as a souvineer. This isn't a game for the light of heart as you can quite easily find yourself driving home naked if you like to gamble more then you can afford to lose.
Options: The game is often played without being able to buy other people's clothing, but that makes it much less of a sex game and more of a good party game.
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