Movie Quote Game v1.0

Name the movie and who said it. For bonus points, name the context.

1 - "The Lord says he can get me out of this, but He's pretty sure you're fucked."

2 - "When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal. I was terrified, alone in that darkness. Slowly daylight crept in through the bandages, and I could see, but something else had changed inside of me. That day I had my first headache."

3 -"I crap bigger than you."

4 - "I don't need your fucking sympathy! I need my johnson!"

5 - "After seeing your movie I realized I need to take action! Goodbye, penis!"

6 - " Here we have just a two word review: Shit Sandwich."

7 - "You can go places in the world with pudding. That's funny!"

8 - "Who are you, his bodyguard?" "I'm his gardener."

9 - "He isn't going to say 'fuckstick' in front of the children, is he?"

10 - "Remember Sammy Jankis."

11 - "She said you were a bad guy. You don't seem like a bad guy." "That's what makes me good at it."

12 - "Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE!"

13 - "Whores don't get a second chance."

14 - "You want more mysterious? I'll just try and think, 'Where the hell's the whiskey?' "

15 - "Even your Buddha and your Christ had quite a different vision. But nobody's paid much attention to them, not even your Buddhists and your Christians."

16 - "I just said we'd make it across. I didn't say anything about the wheels staying on."