Top 10 Sex Games: Number 5

A supposably private conversation between me and my wife...

Couch ~ "I love that shirt. It looks really sexy on you. We should fuck."

Jadyn ~ enters the room... "Lets go fuck! Lets go fuck! Lets go fuck! LETS GO FUCK!"

Couch ~ "HA HA HA!!"

Jadyn ~ "Mommy aren't you gonna fuck daddy yet?"

Couch ~ "Yeah mommy... Aren't ya gonna fuck me yet?"

Stacey ~ "Jadyn, thats not appropriate."

Jadyn ~ "Can only mommies and daddies ask each other that?"

Stacey ~ "Yeah."

Jadyn ~ "Okay. Let me go find a quarter..." as he runs off in search of one for whatever reason his twisted little mind has come up with...

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#6: Spin the Bottle
Players: 2+ (preferably an even number of men and women)

I had a hard time placing this one on the list. While it's not neccessarily a true "sex" game, it is intimate in nature. The first time I ever played spin the bottle was in elementary school at one of those all night read-a-thon thingies that they do. Pizza, ice cream, reading by flashlight on the gym floor in a sleeping bag, and of course, playing spin the bottle as soon as the teachers had fallen asleep. I've played it many times over the course of my life, and while I wasn't always a very good kisser, I have never not enjoyed this game. I have yet to meet anyone that doesn't like to kiss and be kissed. I could probably make up some optional rules to make the game more sexual but I'm not going to. People have been playing it for fucking ever and I'm not about to fuck with something that has worked so well for so long.

Setup: Players sit around in a circle alternating guys and gals. Place a bottle or pencil or some other object you can easily spin in the middle of the circle.

Rules: Players take turns going around the circle. Each player spins the bottle. The spinner then stands up with the member of the opposite sex closest to where the bottle finally pointed to and they make out for thirty seconds to a minute in the center of the circle. I have played a couple times where the kissers were sent into a closet or another room for thirty seconds to a minute. It does allow for a little more intimacy but unless you decide to change the time limit, it still will probably not end up anything more then some heavy petting. Every players gets to spin at least once. Then if your still enjoying yourselves you can go for another round. Simple. Easy. And repetitively fun.