Top 10 Sex Games: Number 6

A trip to the Speedy Q...

Old Cashier Lady ~ "That'll be $82.45.... I'm sorry we don't take American Express. It say so on a little sign out."

Couch ~ "Shit... um... well... ahhh fuck... I didn't even think to read the sign... I just assumed that a major truckstop would take American Express. My bad."

Old Cashier Lady ~ "It says so on the sign out there."

Couch ~ "Yeah, I got that." picks up nextel (so conversation is heard by everyone)... "Hey, I need another card. The gas station here doesn't take AE."

Joe the Hammer ~ "Well I'm out in Jeddo right now."

Old Cashier Lady ~ "It's on the sign out there."

Joe the Hammer ~ "Will they let you leave and get a different card from me and come back and pay."

Couch ~ "Um, let me check..." turns to look at Old Cashier Lady

Old Cashier Lady ~ "It says we don't take it on the sign out there."

Couch ~ "Ya know... I have a five year old son and he has this bizaire under standing that a person doesn't have to repeat things over and over once they have been acknowledged. I don't know if he's advanced for his age or not, but I am pretty sure that it normally comes as standard equipment for someone of your age."

Old Cashier Lady ~ scowls "Well it says so on the sign their."

Couch ~ back on nextel... "No, I think this lady is too fucking retarded to handle something like that. I'll just pay for it with one of mine and you can reimburse me."

Couch ~ back to cashier... "Here, this one's a mastercard. I'm positive your little sign takes that."

swipe, sign, grab reciept... "Have a great day."

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#6: Couples Euchre
Players: 4 (2 couples)

If you have ever lived in Michigan, you know how to play euchre. Here, euchre is literally ingrained into the minds of children. It's like brainwashing except its not our government that's doing it. By the time I was in Jr. High, I was an expert at euchre. By highschool, I had mastered the game. Sadly enough... so had everyone else. I knew how to use and abuse every possible add-on game rule or just play straight up. At one point such add-on rules were known around town as Couch rules. Things like Ace-No-Face, Bottoms, Farmer's Hand, and Partner's Best. All cruel adaptations of perfect card game.

Couple's Euchre is much like the original game but is for more of an intimate setting.

Setup: Standard euchre setup. For swingers or orgy types, partner couple vs couple. For just close friends, partner guys vs. gals.

Rules: The game play follows normal euchre. Feel free to use any add-on (or Couch) rules that you like. Every time your team loses a hand, you take a shot. If your team gets euchred, you each lose a piece of clothing. Winning team gets to make up a rule for the next game such as "if you get beat when going alone (or partner's best) you have to give you opponent a foot rub." Each rule can stay for all remaining games or be just for the next one. Feel free to make them as kinky and perverted as the taste of the players. Opponents as far as "favors" are considered as follows:

Swinger version: Couple vs Couple. Favor partners are You and the member of the opposite sex of the other team

Close Friends version: Guys vs Girls. Favor partners are You and your spouse/mate on the other team.