Top 10 Sex Games: Number 4

Completely out of the blue while I was fixing a DVD player....

Jadyn ~ "How do you take care of fuckers?"

Couch ~ "What do you mean squirrelly?"

Jadyn ~ "Well, I can't beat my X-men game and I think it's cuz some fucker is stopping me."

Couch ~ "Well you can always tell a fucker to go fuck himself."

Jadyn ~ "I'm gonna play my X-men game. And I'm gonna tell the fuckers to go fuck themselves. And then I'm gonna beat my X-men game."

Couch ~ "Well good luck with that."

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#4: Coed Naked Twister
Players: 3+

I still feel bad about placing this at #4. It's a much better game then that, but its biggest problem is you need at least 3 people to play. And that one of them always has to be the odd-man out. I guess that's okay if your into voyerism, but myself, I prefer to get in on the action whenever possible. I suppose if your a computer programmer then you could write a little program that would spit out a color and body part every so often but I'm not that smart.

Coed Naked Twister is one of those games that everyone should play if they ever have the opportunity. It's the ideal sex game. No sex but so much harmless playful touching that it is impossible for most people to play it and not want sex immediately afterwards. I was first introduced to it in college and it still remains one of the most talked about sex games I've ever seen. I think the only one more talked about is strip poker and most of that is courtesy of X-rated video poker machines in bars across the world.

Setup: Lay the twister mat down. Everyone puts a foot on a different color on one end of the mat or the other (I think you can fit up to 8 players this way.) The oddman out spins the dial and everyone tries to put the appropriate body part on the right color.

Rules: I changed up the rules from how it was played in college to try to eliminate the odd-man out problem. Basically at the end of every game, everyone (including the spinner) except for the winner has to take off a piece of clothing. Each round a different person is the spinner until everyone has had a turn at it. I guess you could probably play as many sets as you like depending on how many people you had to get thru. There is no end game reward and that's part of what makes the game so repeatably fun. Eventually everyone will be naked no matter how good you are and if you are in a group setting you'll find that those who are already naked will start to conspire to get you naked sooner.

Options: Alcohol goes great with this game. It effects balance and inhibitions, which makes it a perfect complement to twister. When I've played I was usually partially drunk before I even started. I guarantee you'll find a twister mat in my cupboard and 45 or more fifths of liquor on my shelves. Coed naked twister is the bomb yo!