Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Movie Quote Game v1.1

Name the movie and who said it. For bonus points, name the context. Quotes might not be exact, but they're goddamn close enough.

1 - "Books and cleverness... there are more important things in life."

2 - "Will someone please pass me the FUCKING asparagus???"

3 - "That's ridiculous! The president can bomb whoever he wants!"

4 - "And now you're gonna die with that silly little hat on! How does that feel?"

5 - "I'm the one who dies to prove that the situation is serious! You guys don't even know my name!"

6 - "I was sorry to hear about your mother. She was a terribly attractive woman."

7 - " You have no brain. Your opinions mean nothing. Your feelings mean nothing. No judgement calls are necessary."

8 - "Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you. Go home and play with your kids. In this business it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks."

9 - "Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?" "Why are YOU wearing that stupid man suit?"

10 - "Well then, what shall it be? Intestines in or intestines out?"

11 - "Go fuck yourself, San Diego!"

12 - "One thing I never could stomach about Santa Carla: All the goddamn vampires."

13 - "Lemme see the script here....crap, crap, my line, crap, my line, crap.....brilliant!"

14 - "I can't relate to 99% of humanity. Just give 'em a pair of Nikes and a Big Mac and they're happy!"

15 - "Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends!" "Wow....only a true friend would be that cruelly honest!"

16 - "You boys were soft. I made you tough." "Imagine that! And here all this time I thought you just liked fucking little boys."

17 - "Husbands die everyday. Why, one's probably dying right now while we're sitting here talking! They die and they leave their wives their money.".