I don't swim in your toilet. Don't pee in my pool.

It dawned on me today that I hadn't posted in a while. Mostly due to all the other non-posting activitys I've been doing. I'm sure that in the first few seconds of reading this post, "Welcome back Jimbob" was that last thing you were thinking, but rightfully so. That would imply that I left, and I haven't, I just wasn't talking.

I had this really messed up dream about a farmhouse. Beneath it's cozy exterior was a basement twice the size of the main house. It was complete with a kitchen, magazine rack, and public style bathrooms segregated by gender. For an added bonus, the men's room was completely flooded and the windows were broken. If you need to wash clothing, the washer and dryer are in the stairwell, just in case you are ever visiting my dream.

I'm currently eating a meat lover's omlette which reminded me of this truck stop in northern Michigan damn near Saginaw called Tony's. If you order anything with Bacon you get almost 3 pounds of Bacon. 1 meal feeds an orcish family of 3 without much problem.

Since I'm on the topic of Truck Stops, I want to give a shout out to the Pancake joint in Snowshoe, PA and also the Petro in El Paso, TX. Ride the ferris wheel once for me. Also this brings up a movie called Killer Clowns from Outer Space. I thought it was 4 star amazing at the time. If you see it now you will understand what 4 days of Texas heat and no entertainment will do to a Jimbob. I still hold a special place for it.

Well, I gotta get back to work coding software. Well, I was going to, but sadly the server is to reboot and I can't. I used to work as a server admin and I used to spy on people's internet porn habits. Everything from Zoo to Gay to literature. That's sex stories not book screwing but you knew that.

Ever walk through a city park and look at a manhole and think, oh shit, this grass it only superficial, there's an entire labyrinth of man made tunnels down there. In fact, how deep would you have to go to get to the real surface of your city? How widespread are the tunnels? Ask a city worker to show you sometime! Say, "good evening union employee! I wish to spy on the workings of your realm! Bid me enter?" He'll probably kick your ass and leave you for dead, but it's worth a go.

Speaking of Go.. I gotta leave now.