My Daughter the Anal Whore

I have a daughter. She's cute, she's aggressive, she's a flirt, and in short, she's a whole lot like me. While my son, has my creativity and general weirdness, she shares all of my more primal traits. In fact, she can kick my son's ass despite that she is 3 years younger then him.

Lately, her two most favorite pasttimes have been getting naked, and grinding. By grinding I mean that she will push up against something with her hands in her crotch and rock back and forth. Wether it be the floor, a pillow, a rocking horse, or even another person or animal, she loves it. I know this sounds sexual. But its not. I've seen lots of children do this kind of stuff once they discover that they derive some sort of pleasure from it. I'll never forget the day Jadyn came up to me after giving him a bath and said "Look, I can make my peepee stand up!" "A useful skill to say the least," I replied. So for anyone out there who says they have never masturbated, you might want to ask your parents just to make sure becuase I doubt you'd remember it. Jadyn no longer plays with himself at the age of five and I'm sure Trinity will stop before then too. But, in the mean time, I'm gonna continue to chuckle to myself everytime I see her doing it.

On to the anal part. Thursday night, she got sick so we layed her down in our bed while we ate dinner. She vomited up raisins. Looked like little rabbit turds and puke all over my bed and later all over the living room and bathroom floors. Pretty damn disgusting if you ask me. Anyways, she decided not to drink anything after that. So Friday afternoon, Stace took her to the doc's where he prescribed suppositories. For those of you who don't know, suppositories are little white things about the size of my pinky finger that you shove up your ass and then they will slowly dissolve and hydrate you. I've given these to animals before. They are NOT fun. So we layed her down, stripped her diaper off, and prepared for a struggle. I held her cheeks apart and Stace pushed it in. But to my supprise, she didn't even flinch. Not a blink, not a sigh, not anything. It's like she didn't even realize that we had just shoved something up her ass. It wasn't the reaction either of us were expecting. On a good note though, if she continues like this, shes going to make someone a very lucky husband.