Top 10 Sex Games: Number 2

Jadyn: "What's the name of Star Wars Six?"

Couch: "Return of the Jedi."

Jadyn: "Turd of the Jedi?"

Couch: "Um... Yeah..."

Jadyn: "How long is it?"

Couch: "Um... pretty long... wraps all the way around the toilet."

Jadyn: "Will I like it?"

Couch: "I dunno... They explore a whole new side of the force in this one... The Brown Side."

Jadyn: "Okie dokie... Can we watch it when we get home?"

Couch: "Sure thing squirley... sure thing... just make sure you flush when your done..."

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#2 Truth or Dare Jenga
Players: 1+

What can I say? This game practically screams to be made into a sex game. It's perfectly universal. It can be played by any number or combination of players. Goes excellent with alcohol and nudity. It's just all around fucking awesome.

Setup: The game comes with three different types of tiles. Truths - which contain various "who was you first crush" type questions. Dares - which contain things like "stand on the table and sing a song." And blank tiles. They are all different colors. The truths are black, the dares are orange, and the blanks are tan. To really turn it into a sex game though it requires some initial setup time. Namely writing on each of the blank tiles some sexual activity to perform or drink to take. You can set it up to do to the person to your left, right, across, mate, or choice depending on who and how many people you playing with. Then just stick allt he tiles onto the nifty little stacker holder thingamabob and start playing.

Rules: Players take turns removeing a tile from the stack and placing it on the top of the stack. All tiles must be followed to the best of the person's ability. Play continues until one person knocks down the stack. That person automatically loses a piece of clothing and takes a shot. After 2-3 rounds, remove all of the truth tiles from the game. Then, after another 2-3 rounds remove all of the dares from the game. With any luck, you'll be on the floor fucking within the last 2-3 rounds.