Porn Movie Titles

I recently read "10 Sure Signs a Movie Character is Doomed" by Richard Roeper. It's an interesting little book for movie fans (a VERY little book that easily could've been half the size) comprised of various entertaining movie lists. This is an excerpt from that book. This post is for Couch.

Best Porn Titles based on Legit Movies:
6 Lays, 7 Nights
As Good as Head Gets
Ass Ventura
The Beaverly Hillbillies
The Bonfire of the Panties
Buffy the Vampire Layer
Cape Rear
Cliffbanger
A Clockwork Orgy
Done in 60 Seconds
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Dumb and Done Her
Edward Penishands
E-Three: The Extra Testicle
Face Jam
The Flintbones
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Hump
Free My Willy
Glad He Ate Her
Good Will Humping
Hannah Does her Sisters
Inspect Her Gadget
Jurrasic Pork
A League of their Moan
On Golden Blonde
Pocahontass
Porn on the 4th of July
Position: Impossible
Romancing the Bone
Saving Ryan's Privates
Schindler's Fist
Snatch Adams
There's Someone on Mary
There were 12 Men but they weren't Angry
The Three Musket Queers
Was that as Good as it Gets?
White Men Can't Hump
Who's Eating GIlbert Grape
You Have Male