Top 10 Sex Games: Number 3

Jadyn: "Mommy can I sit on you lap?"

Stacey: "Of course you can, Jadyn."

Jadyn: *climbs up on Stacey's lap.* "Mommy, can I kiss you?"

Stacey: *with an odd look,* "Of course you can, Jadyn."

Jadyn: *kisses his mommy and sticks his tongue out*

Stacey: "OH NO! You can't kiss me like that."

Jadyn: "But thats how daddy kisses you sometimes."

Stacey: "That's different, we're married."

Jadyn: "But I'm married."

Stacey: "Who are you married to?"

Jadyn: "TRINITY!" *Trinity is his sister*

Stacey: "It doesn't work like that Jadyn."

Couch: "Well at least he's got the sex right, hell, thats probably legal in more states then him being married to Ryan." *Ryan is his friend who he previously thought he was married too.*


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#3: Swinger Uno
Players: 2,4,6, etc. (Couples only)

Some friends of mine who are swingers taught me this game when I asked them if they knew of any good sex games. It suprised the hell out of me that they said Uno. I haven't played Uno since I was a kid and still have a hard time thinking of it as anything but a kid's game. This version however, is definately not a kids game.

Setup: The couples sit around a table arranged in a boy, girl pattern. You don't have to sit next to your mate. Though if you are playing with only 2 or 4 players you will be. Cards are dealt and the youngest player goes first.

Rules: I particularily like games where the rules are made up as you go along. Maybe it's my chaotic nature, I don't know. This version is played exactly like Uno except when you play a Draw Two, you get to kiss the person you played it on. At the end of the game, the winner gets to add a new rule to the game. (ie: Skip grants a hand job from the person you played it on or a yellow card means the person has to take a shot). The game progresses as the players do. And if you play it long enough, something will happen no matter what card is drawn.

Options: One added rule that goes well with this is that everyone but the winner loses a piece of clothing at the end of the game. Another is that the winner has to make up two new rules each round, one sex related and one alcohol related.