NFL Week 3

This is the 3rd week of the NFL season, being neither the 2nd nor the the 4th, but precisely the 3rd. The 2nd had it's time. The 4th will have it's time also. BUT THAT TIME IS NOT NOW.

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The (goddamn it, fucking blogger isn't letting me remove the bold formatting again. I LOVE YOU WEEK THREE!) Week 3 is generally a time for BOLD moves each season. This time, my Genitals have decimated Jimbob's Flapjacks, despite Daunte Culpepper returing to form. I got an unholy shitload of points from Bengals QB Carson Palmer (again,) Shaun Alexander and Steve Smith. And yes, Steve Smith is his real name. Just to prove it, here's a picture of him:

Blogger's little picture inserter is for shit. Maybe it's because I'm using firefox.

BEHOLD STEVE SMITH!!!!!1

In other news (I finally made the BOLD go away!) In other news, the Colts defense continues to kick a lot of ass. They're allowed something like 20 points total over Three games. That's good. Also, reports of the demise of the defending champion NE Patriots were exaggerated. They beat a very good Steelers team on the road in the final seconds with a roster decimated by injuries. Thanks to perennial heroes Tom Brady and Adam Vinitieri. Fucking Patriots.

Meanwhile, my beloved Green Bay Packers are 0-3 and floating dead in the water like a turd in a toilet. Ditto for the Cardinals. Both floaters. The Bengals continue to look really good for the first time in like 15 years. The Raiders keep on losing close games.

It's about fucking time you produced, dickhole.

In other news, some other teams played some games. Many won. Some lost. My Genitals will be moving to 3-0 unless Larry Johnson runs for 10 touchdowns tonight. My Pointy Sticks have fallen to 2-1.

Holy shit I'm tired.