NFL Week 4, well sort of

This is normally the part where Mr Nutz or Mista Collinz would say some highly technical football babble regarding the weekend of NFL action. And they might later, or maybe not, I'm not sure. Now I can't say I'm into the entire NFL as a whole, just the small subset that is my Flapjacks. I'm aware that you can increase your odds of getting points by playing players against weakers defenses than stronger ones. I know that in week 5, the Vikings, the Giants, the Chiefs, and the Raiders all go on vacation together to some undisclosed island. I know this because until now, those teams made up about 75% of my roster.

All that other jargon aside, there is one other thing I know. Daunte Culpepper, my great hero from Minnesota, my #1 draft pick, the one who was supposed to help my team to victory, now sucks. Randy is gone, the offensive line is in shambles, Daunte is hurt, Randy is gone, Daunte is on the league's, "can't fire this person" list, he got sacked 9 times Sunday, he threw 10 interceptions thus far this season while last year altogether he only threw 11. He fumbled 9 times with 4 losses in 2004 and now I'm looking at 4 fumbles with a 25% recovery rate & Randy is gone.

Daunte has stats that appear as though he's actually a robot pretending to be Daunte Culpepper. The real Daunte is off in his Gunstar fighting the Kodan Armada while his Beta unit symuloid plays football for the Minnesota Vikings. I'd hop in a Gunstar myself and defend Rilos and the frontier for a few months is it gets me a few Fantasy points for my Flapjacks (0-4-0).

I HATE YOU XUR.