World of Warcraft Suicide Note

As many of you know, I'm an avid player of a MMORPG known as "World of Warcraft." I've been playing it for almost a year now. My main is a Night Elf hunter named "Couch." When I first started playing WoW, one of the other characters I grouped with was a Night Elf hunter named "Sylvanus." He had a pet cat named "Withersby." In fact, my very first instance (the deadmines) was done with him. Not too long ago, I got a letter from Sylvanus. This is what it said:


I'm taking Withersby and jumping off a cliff. I've decided that Night Elves are dumb and therefore I'm dumb as well. I don't want to be dumb. So I'm killing myself in the smartest way possible.

Bye.

Sylvanus

P.S. You're a Night Elf too.