Monday, March 27, 2006

Movie Quotes Game v1.3

Name the movie and, if possible, the setting and context. Winner gets nothing. Runner-up gets nothing also. Have fun.

1. You can have the whole thing. Pete and I already had one. We came across an entire gopher village.
2. This is my corn. You people are guests in my corn.
3. We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.
4. Find a truly original idea. It is the only way I will ever distinguish myself. It is the only way I will ever matter.
5. Sarah, go back to your room. Play with your toys and your costumes. Forget about the baby.
6. Suppose one of your precious inmates attempted to walk on water and drowned, would you condemn the bible? I think not.
7. I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If he goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
8. I'm gonna let ya' in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks.
9. Don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.
10. Oh, there he goes off to his room to write that hit song "Alone in my principles."
11. Was that seat hot or what? I feel like a Whopper. Turn me over, I'm done and ready. I'm afraid to look at my ass. There'll be grill marks.
12. 'When was the last time you were home?' - 'Two years, two hundred and sixty-four days and this morning.'
13. Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!
14. I hate to say this, but we are three white dudes short. Or as they say in Ebonics, "We be fucked".
15. I understand you may have had sexual relations with my daughter before, but under our roof, it's my way or the Long Island Expressway. So just keep your snake in its cage for 72 hours.