Nancy's Floor Cleaning

A transcript of a telemarketer call I received when I lived in my old apartment.

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Jimbob: Hello?
Nancy: Hello, I'm nancy with so and so floor cleaners.
Jimbob: HI NANCY!
Nancy: Hi! I'm calling you today to offer you a discounted floor cleaning.
Jimbob: Oh really?
Nancy: Yes! How many rooms do you have in your house?
Jimbob: 12.
Nancy: Oh.. Wow. How many would you want cleaned?
Jimbob: All of them now..
Nancy: Really? Wow, which one is the dirtiest?
Jimbob: Well, most of the blood is in the livingroom. Do you clean up blood Nancy?
Nancy: We clean up.... what?
Jimbob: I hit her pretty hard, it's not just blood, there is some tissue on the carpet as well. What kind of soap do you use?

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