Jimmy Bob's Topless Network

i was watching TLC last night. it was some sorta show on exposing urban legends. i dont know what its called but this is the second time ive seen the second half and both second halves were pretty good. afterwards there was some show called "medical mysteries: transexuality." so of course i watched it too. i learned some things. not a lot. but some. what i found the most interesting was the operation from female to male. this woman was having her size a tits chopped off. in the before pictures they made sure to fuzz out her nipples. but in the after pics they showed everything. what the fuck? theyre still her i mean his nipples. all they did was take some of the fat outta the breasts. to bad she didnt have gumdrop nipples like my wife. then he coulda had big sexy gumdrop man nipples. then his girlfriend r her boyfriend or whatever could suck on em and chew on em. i wish i had gumdrop nipples.

i went to best buy today. they didnt have what i wanted and told me to goto home depot. so i bought something else and checked out. while i was waiting in the check out lane i noticed an almost familiar face on one of the candy despensers. when i got done and got to walk closer it said "JIMMY BOB TEETH. like AS SEEN ON TV!" i espeially enjoyed the "like" part. I got to meet the real creator of billy bob teeth once. no im not taking about my alter ego mr. hatchet. im talking about the real billy bob teeth guy. the man. the myth. the legend. he was at gencon one year. terroizing the good people of milwauki and providing a constant source of entertainment for the alright guys. he ended up being one of the prime inspirations for my alter ego william robert hatchet, the verducci technition. in fact i thing wrh's picture on the verducci page is none other then billy bob himself. i think billy bob teeth cost a bit more but now the world can buy jimmy bob teeth for only 50 cents. hoohaa!

i went to homedepot to buy networking stuff that was either cheaper or not carried by best buy so that i could start wiring my house for a network. it wasnt too bad. i think im gonna start doing it to the rest of my house and maybe some other peoples houses. who knows, maybe thatll be my next carreer change but i doubt it. robbing banks seems a lot more likely. at least then i could kill inocent bystanders (always been a life goal of mine).

i started converting books to etools. ive gotten so that i can convert just about anything. if you have any requests, please let me know. ~couch.

"Nobody can find me. Im lost. Noone is looking for me. Why did you flush me down the toilet daddy?" ~JMS

todays link is for all you D&D lovers or haters. FF1 lovers will enjoy too. it was contributed by Mista Collins: http://www.cliveblackledge.com/8bit/8bitDandD.html
enjoy. i know i did.