The 5th Ghetto Blaster: Chris

Chris was an asshole. His sole purpose in life was to make the lives of others miserable. I suppose this was why Harris liked him so. Chris was a thief, constantly taking things that didn't belong to him. If he was ever caught, he's simply say... "Hmm, I don't know. It's crazy."

Chris's ghetto blaster was a mishmash of parts that he had stolen from other ghetto blasters. "The best of every world" as he put it. Often he would use a pair of stolen headphones because the music that came from the ghetto blaster was his and he wouldn't share it.

His headphones were the end of him however, because I was able to sneak up on him and knock him out. I then crazy glued his hands to his nipples and glued a photoshopped picture of him screwing a polar bear to his chest and left him outside shopping mall in his hometown. His reputation was never the same and Harris had to kick him out of the gang.

Chris sucks.