Thursday, October 13, 2005

Movie Quotes Game v1.2

Name the film and the context and you will win the respect and admiration of the fives of tens of people who visit this site daily.

1. "Before we begin tonight's performance I would like to make a brief announcement. I'd like to warn you that some of the floral arrangements at tonight's performance have dangerously low hanging vines and may be poisonous. So please, whatever you do, don't eat 'em and don't become entangled in them or trip, please."

2. "Hey, Mom. Next time you take off in the middle of the night, why don't you hire a murderer to watch the house?"

3.
"We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it."

4. "You gotta promise to God that if you ever destroy me you'll bury me here in the rose garden." "I Promise."

5. "If you haven't noticed, this isn't Neiman Marcus. People just wanna come in here with their kids, have a good time, and save a few pennies on paper towels and socks. If they wanted to see yelling and screaming, they'd stay at home."

6. "You don't want to quit me, I'm your dream client: I'm the most fun, I'm rich, and I'm always in trouble."

7. "Go back to the hotel and get her Busy Bee!! Go! NOW! Run and get Busy Bee NOW!!!!"

8. "If you work with me, I'll help you say "fuck off" more clearly."

9. "You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!"

10. "Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station."

11. "We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five."

12. "Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll kill ya. It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bitch is shootin' back at you."

13. "He didn't fall? Inconcievable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

14. "You're my job. You're what I'm paid to do. You're about as mysterious to me as a blocked toilet is to a fucking plumber."

15. "To tell you the truth, I wouldn't spend more than five dollars on the best horse in America."