Return of the AG

While it isn't uncommon to encounter a drought in the updates to this page, it must seem to all of you that the AG have abondoned the 6 people that visit this site daily to an endless loop of the same thing every day.

I'm sure some of you are wondering where we went, what we are doing, and if we ever might return. Let me say first that the AG are forever. They are the Alpha and the Omega. The beginning and the end. The milk that binds this bowl of cereal like world together. You get the idea. Without us, world leaders wouldn't be able to make important decisions. Weather patterns would get increasingly rough. Natural Disasters worldwide would become more common. The end of civilization as we know it.

Mr_Nuts - Currently on assignment in Guam. While I haven't been given specific details, it's something to do with cheese and water buffalo.

Mista_Collins - Currently underground. The Ferelli gang caught him taking some pretty amazing pictures of their harem of chicks. I'm sure he'll resurface when the heat dies down. Mista_collins is a gansta of immense perportions.

Jimbob - I've been building software for all concerned. Like the Ring of Sauren, it consumes me. I'll return when the precious is finished.

Couch - Every six turns of The Great Wheel, Couch's cycle of pain begins. The Hammer drafts him into his army and they wage war against the Hammer's enemies.

The rest - Frozen. I'm not sure why, but we're working on it.

Feel free to leave a message or two. I'm sure they'll read it when they all return in force.