Dinner Conversations: Marriage

Jadyn: What's Grampa's name?

Stacey: Michael

Jadyn: How come that's not his middle name?

Stacey: Cuz his middle name is Owen.

Jadyn: What did your last name used to be?

Stacey: B*******t

Jadyn: But why are we the S***a's?

Stacey: When a guy marries a girl then she changes her last name to his. So if you married Jillian, her last name would become S***a.

Jadyn: But I want to marry Ryan. Can two boys marry?

Stacey: Well it's typically one guy and one girl...

Jadyn: But can it be two guys like the two girls you told me about?

Stacey: What two girls?

Jadyn: The ones with the horses.

Stacey: What horses?

Jadyn: Well... they weren't horses, they were bumps like on your van.

Stacey: I have no idea what you are talking about.

Jadyn: Well... They aren't on your van but they are on some peoples vans.

Stacey: Now I am completely lost.

Trinity (with her head under the table and her legs sticking straight up in the air against her chair): I want your toes.




I breed chaos.

Added sidenote while getting Jadyn ready to take a bath...
Stacey: Trinity's bracelets are for best friends, she's suppose to keep one and give her best friend one.
Jadyn: So she should give it to Jillian
Stacey: If she wants, who's your best friend?
Jadyn: Ryan...well, and Mandy...and JIMBOB!