Tuesday Is Buffy Night.

Tonite I watched Buffy for the first time. I had never seen Buffy before. And I'm fairly sure I don't want to again. Courtesy of our arabian friends, the only thing on tv tonite was one year anniversary specials. Most of which, patriotic little ole me can't fucking stand. So while flipping thru the channels, I happened across some sci fi show with the "say my name bitch" girl from american pie. The band geek was all doped up on evil magic or something and was running around killing people 'cuz some guy shot up her lesbian lover. It seemed semi interesting so I watched. Just as she was about to "push" a bullet thru the guys chest, heart, lungs, and spinal chord at about 1 inch per minute, Buffy shows up to stop her friend from doing this very horrific act. Flute girl then turns around, says "I'm bored," snaps her fingers and poof, the bad guy now looks like a skinless chicken breast. I thought that was pretty cool. At one point she also crushed some guys head and made his eyeball pop out of his left eyesocket. So by this point I'm cheering for the psycho bitch. After Buffy showed up they chased each other around and a bunch of boring shit happened and then the red head decided to duke it out mano a mano with Ssarah the super slayer. The nympho kicked ass. It was awesome. Seeing Sarah Michelle Gellar geting the fucking shit beat out of her by a band geek in goth's clothing. Just as the show was about to be over Buffy was all fucked up on the ground and the other good guys were knocked out and "arent instruments fun" girl was about fillet all of civilization some fucking old teacher looking guy steps in a blasts her with a magic missle from hell. End show. I want my fucking money back. I can't stand Sara G. Her acting is pathetic. I couldn't imagine watching a show where she was actually in it more then 15% of the time. I've only seen one episode of the sister show "Angel" and it was failry hokey too. If I could find Bryan's rant on Buffy-nite, I'd forward it all to you. It sums it up very well. I'm glad to know that while my tuesday nights have been spent masturbating for quarters and eating small defenseless animals, that I haven't wasted any of them on watching the Buffy's excretement hour.



09.12.90 The Day I Made 3 New Friends

One day when I was walking home from school I came across these 3 girls picking on this black kid. "hey! Stop that!", I said. "you shouldn't beat people up, just becuase of there race" ... the 3 girls stopped, and looked at me. When the girls moved aside I could see that the boy they were beating on wasn't black, but rather beaten so badly that the bloody purple bruises that covered his whole body made him appear that way. "Oh whoops," I then said, "I thought he was black ! "... I proceded to bludgeon the child with the book bag i was holding ... it's strange though, I never did find out who that kid was, but i did make 3 new friends.
Freddy's Diary Entry contributed by nameless other.