Rub my balls!

Well on the day of the 17th of october i will be shaveing my scrotum with the free gillette mach 3 that i got in the mail last week. on that very same afternoon i plan on have not one but both of my testicles permanently removed. this is becuase jesus hates me. i once met a guy who went to prison and met a guy who decided jesus hated him and stuck his thumbs into each of his eyeballs. but thats another story. on the 18, although im sure ill be very much in the need of some nutz time, i sincerly doubt ill be in the mood for it. also the fact that i wll be at the inlaws in muskegon doesnt help much either. what im really trying to say here is that i have no juevos. i always wanted to be a unich and nows my big chance and im not gonna miss it for the world. well maybe for the world, but not for much else. soon ill be able to have sex with 14 thousand bitches. oh yeah. healling. time for healing. time for healing my balls. time for healing and rubbing my balls. yes rubbing my balls is healing. SO EVERYONE RUB MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!