Saturday, December 04, 2004

Same But Different 2

Welcome again to another edition of Same But Different. You know, with election 2004 behind us I thought that this SBD should be a special one. I thought instead of an array of people, I'd focus on just one guy. So without further adeoix, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, I present President George W. Bush!!!




The leader of the United States. The Big Cheese. Elected leader of just over half our country's population. Here I will show that he has a likeness to people we both revere and hate.




Case 1

George W. Bush VS Neo (Formerly Thomas Anderson)
Same: They are both leaders of sorts. Both have fanatical followers and fanatical enemies. Both have environments they can go to where they basically can do whatever the hell they want. Both are followed by people willing to die for them. Both can cause major traffic chaos. (Remember flying to save Trinity)
Different: Neo can stop bullets with a simple hand gesture. Bush must throw people in front of him. Neo was worshipped as a diety. Bush hasn't read Dietys and Demigods. Bush would like to travel to the moon. Neo has never seen the moon.


Case 2
George W. Bush VS George Malley
Same: They share the same first name.
Different: Malley had cancer, Bush did not. Malley could move stuff with his mind, Bush could not. Bush was portrayed by Will Farrell and Dana Carvey, Malley was portrayed by John Travolta.

Case 3
George W. Bush VS Adolf Hitler
I really don't want to get into this one, I just thought the gestures were similar. I guess you guys can play with this one yourselves.


Case 4
George W. Bush VS An Albino Guy holding an Alien Pic
Same: They both appear extremely light complected. Almost to the point of believing that they live underground far from the reaches of our sun.
Different: The albino has an excuse for this.
Jobs done!!! Stay tuned for next time!

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