Monday, February 28, 2005

Dinner Conversations: Smoke my cock

Another fine conversation while making cheesy meatloaf.

Stacey: Get away from me, don't touch me!

Couch: I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you...

Stacey: Go get me a pepsi!

Couch: Oh I got a coke you can drink off (thrusts crotch forward)

Jadyn: You were too touching mommy. That is not nice. That is pestering.

Couch: Smoke my cock!

Jadyn: No you smoke my cock!

Couch: No you smoke my cock.

Jadyn: No you smoke my cock.

Couch: No you smoke my cock.

Jadyn: No you smoke my cock.

Couch: No you smoke my cock.

Stacey: Enough you two!!!!


Pause for a short interlude...


Jadyn: What does "smoke my cock" mean.

Stacey: You don't need to know. It's a naughty word.

Jadyn: But I'm allowed to use naughty words around daddy, how will I know what it means.

Couch: It's when someone puts your pee-pee in there mouth.

Jadyn: How do they do that? I can't reach that far.

Couch: Ah, no its ah...

Stacey: Stop!

Couch: Um, well Jadyn, we're just going to have to leave it at that, 'cuz I think I'm about to get into trouble again.

3 Comments:

At 3:24 AM, Blogger Arethusa said...

You weren't REALLY going to explain, were you?

 
At 7:57 AM, Blogger Couch said...

she don't know me very well, do she.... huh huh huh huh huh

 
At 10:34 PM, Blogger Amy S. Petrik said...

um, did this really happen?

 

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