Sunday, February 20, 2005

NHL Hockey Season

God and Satan were having an argument about hockey. So, Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from God himself and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said God. "But you realize, I hope, that I've got all the great players and the best coaches."

"I know, I know, and that's all right!" Satan answered. "I've got Gary Bettman!!!"

5 Comments:

At 10:21 PM, Blogger Mr_Nuts said...

The lost NHL season has left a void within me where my soul should be. I shall never smile again.

 
At 10:35 AM, Blogger Stacey said...

Who is Gary Bettman?

 
At 12:54 PM, Blogger Mista Collins said...

He is the commissioner of the NHL. You can read more about him here...

http://www.garybettmansucks.com

 
At 3:08 PM, Blogger Couch said...

i was hoping someone else would ask that...

 
At 8:31 AM, Blogger Jimbob said...

Sometimes, late at night after my wife falls asleep and the world is silent, I can hear a whisper of ages past. I hear the scratching of skates on ice, the clang of pucks hitting the post, the horn sounding a goal scored. I hear these things and miss them.

When will the UHL get TV air time? We may as well move on. If the UHL were on TV I would watch them. My sesame cake has been eaten, and it makes me sad.

 

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