Sick & Disturbing Tales: Erections (part II)

Have you ever wondered what your sex life will be like when your 50? Well, I'll tell ya. It sucks. Ya just can't get it up anymore. Ya want to get it up. Ya take drugs to get it up. But then what do ya do? I'll tell ya. Ya don't do fuckin nothin. Why? Cuz ya can't get nobody to have sex witcha. Nobody wants to hop on this wrinkled old body a mine. Shit, I can't remember for the life of my the last time my wife wanted a piece of this. After a little bit of that cialis shit, I'm goin strong an she's just sitting there doin her knittin an not the least fuckin bit int'rested in fuckin. What the fuck ya know?

Well I love my wife. She don't like sex no more, but we been married for fuckin ever and I just can't bear to force this shit on her any more. So I went on the internet an I searched for a way to lower my libido. After performing a fairly complex operation, I was able to successfully remove my penis. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it to stop bleedin. It was about that time that the mrs. walked in an busted me. I tried to explain but she would have none of it. She even called 911 on me. And they mde this big huge scene and it got in the papers and an all the people made fun of me. Fuckin bullshit. An I thought that old bag loved me. Well fuck her. If I ever get outta this hospital I'm dumping that broad and getin me one of them real dolls. Well that is if I ever feel like havin sex again. Now that I think about it, how exactly is I supposed to have sex without a penis?