Wombats

once upon a time there were two wombats. both wombats loved twinkies and spent everything they earned on these confectionary delights. after awhile they ran out of money to buy the food they loved so much with. this was a tragic day. the two wombats searched the entire house for just one last morsel of that wholesome goodness but alas found nothing. just then there neighbor came by. knowing how much the two wombats loved twinkies he had brought over and old stale one that he had found in his basement. the wombats both knew that due to the incredible amount of preservatives that are found in twinkies that they never really go stale. as soon as the neighbor left the two wombats were on that twinkie like flies on shit. they fought back and forth for it. rolling around, biting each other, clawing each other, and in general a lot of other just plain mean and nasty things. i think they even called each other names like hairy nosed and nothern brown. eventually the two wombats, completely covered in the shattered remains of that last twinkie killed each other in there battle. they died in each others arms, covered in the one love that the both shared. and as they died they declared they were sorry and that they should have shared and that a twinkie wasn't worth dying for. they were both really good liars. the end.

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eclipse: lemon ice gum tastes like pledge.
eclipse: wild cherry chill gum tastes like cough medicine.
why does everything have to be so complicated?

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"Toothing?" ~ Anonymous Horny British Person

"Was I abducted by aliens? Did I time shift?" ~ JBE

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