Favorite D&D moments

We here at the AG are nerds. Plain and simple. As such, we play Dungeons and Dragons. We recently had an email thread regarding our favorite gaming moments. Here's the reader's digest version:

BM:
- Armand stabs AEIOU in the back.
- Tourach uses his wish bubble to save the Mages University and the
rest of the party from total destruction.
- Grog wrestles a polar bear.
- Tourach and Randall form the now defunct School of Lycanthropy
- Oscar rescues both Hossa and Alexy proving that I am better than Mr X
- Talking Mr X into knifing that guy out of character, then seeking
retribution for the crime in character....that was fun.
- Illiadi attempting to create a diversion by
crashing through the window instead creates a diversion by registering
a complaint about the health risk posed by said windows.
- Couch and Mr Nachos making our reflex saves from a trap, then
telling the party (truthfully) that we crossed safely simply by
"running really fast."
- Cree places a curse on Hossa after he accidently shoots her during combat. "Don't do that."



Couch:
- Couch goes one way and everyone else gives chase another. dying in a cave in.
- couch and mr nachos sing and dance while terry's character gets beat up.
- couch catches bubonic plague and threatens to cough on people till hes healed.
- couch and tanith carve up the gold walls while the others fight
- whimsy cards.
- faa sticks an arrow in tinsley's eyeball
- cheeseburger slays a troll, in melee.
- billy bob makes illusionary monkey noises.
- bob the monk makes an impression on the cave wall.
- faa loses her hands.
- fuast's spell of deboning
- zion's necklace of ears.
- glop. mm mmm good.
- zion picks a fight. screen loading.
- faa picks a fight. and gets fucked.
- couch is dead!!! (YEAH!!!) no wait... hes got a luck charm.... couch
lives!!! (AWWW!!!)
- tabmow says to korssa: "i think they got a furnace in the blacksmith
shop over there.
- burning the guy alive in the sewers.
- rein converses with the dragon.
- teaching steel how to upgrade.
- when kane cut armonds head off and stuck it on a pole in his front
yard to ward away thieves.

BC:

- Hossa tossing
- Cathen disguised as a hook horror only to get gang rapped and almost dying
- Cathen and CB going the other way and then running into a big mean Purple Worm and then back tracking and telling the party they went the other way
- Seria making a map of the dungeon we were in and labeling parts of it, especially the spot Randal got toasted
- Having Mr. Evil Guy instantly kill Mr. X's character
- Watching Mr. X characters needs rescueing from Oscar
- Watching you guys egg Hossa into backstabbing Gerayld
- Hossa not receiving a Riverwind gem
- Mr. X whining and me putting my cock on the table
- Seria listens BS's character say "I am a weapon", then Seria watching him flurry of blows a thug and misses each hit and then Seria watching him get killed in one smack, then Seria killing the thug, then Seria looting both bodies.
- Seria stealing 3 diamonds from Travis's fighter in a bar after Obscuring Mist is cast. THen using those three diamonds to fund a pirate ship with ballistas.
- Seria switching the items on the pedestals in Chris's house while everyone is fighting him and then pretending the Book of Smut, 4 blank peices of paper, and 100 Dwarven Coins the rest of the party found on the pedastals were the real things and she never touched anything.
- Seria almost convincing Sabin that she would make a very good represenative for his realm. All she needs is some land and some funding and he will be a powerful person.
- Tallus doing his own thing and annoying the rest of the party
- Silverleaf screaming at Skye's woman calling her a homewrecker
- Mazrim slowing down an advancing army with an illusion of something similiar to the Lochness Monster coming out of the moat.
- Carrasco hearing and watching party shake in fear of green dragon flying towards our group as he hops on his horse, activates his saddle of flying, charges the dragon, scores a critical and drops it in one hit, flying back to the party and saying "What was all the fuss about? Anyone want dragonhide armor?"
- Watching a PC receive a gift from another PC. The gift was a stone of luck (from DMG) with "To my coinpurse" inscribed on it because the guy receiving the gift would carry the other guy's gold and stuff because he could carry a lot of stuff. But upon the character receiving the stone he reads it, doesn't know what it does, and says "This stone is useless" and throws it down the street in the market. This stones lands at the feet of a beggar, the beggar reads it.. "To my coinpurse" and puts it in his coinpurse. The character finally realized what the stone was, goes to get it from the beggar, but can't talk him out of it because the beggar can hardly talk and the barbarian can't use force because the guards are right there. As the barbarian is leaving (unsuccesful in his ability to get the stone back) the beggar says "Nine Mow (pronounced as it is spelled)" Barbarian cries.

Jimbob:

- Cathen steals Hossa's magic horseshoes and proceeds to begin an
empire. Hossa meanwhile still tries to pass off his normal horseshoes
as magical.
- Illiadi wakes Skye and his mistress from a sleep with a waterfall.
Once again Skye will not be laid because of a gremlin.
- During a Vampire infestation, Tanith aides Couch in stealing from the
homes thus starting the Couch and Tanith show.
- Mr. Hyde is nearly killed by Illusionary monkeys
- The Pirate Ship anchors and disembarks... the invaders are all wearing
bedsheets.
- Cree curses Hossa with -6 to Dex, he goes apeshit.
- The blast furnace body disposal company.
- The Cave-In at the underpant gnome lair.