family updates and DSL

well i finally upgraded. i am no longer living in the age of 15+minute waits for pages to load. unfortunately i still havent figured out how to make it work with the network router. so i can only have one pc connected at a time. any help on this would be great.

in other news...

congratulations to Jim B Ellis. long time ranter, verducci, and all around alright guy. he got married last week. now he too can get a cut on his taxes.

my daughter, trinity, took her first steps today. its about frickin time. shes been standing for monthes. and recently learned to climb. those of you whove seen me climb trees, well shes not that far behind. shes just to short to reach the branches.

my son, jadyn, is learning all kinds of great things too. last week he was acting scared so i told him he to get some balls.... he now knows where his balls are and can point to them. the hardest part was convincing him that there were two balls in the sack with out performing surgery or doing anything that could be construed as child molestation. im not entirely sure i was successful. he also has become quite fond of a game called "naked cowboys." i didnt teach him that. but i may be offering a reward to any info leading to the successful capture of who did. especially if i have to watch his naked little butt run through the house once more screaming "ha ya ya ya ha ya ya ya!"

my wife, stacey, hasnt learned anything new. but is in general a much happier person when she is getting laid regularily. (or maybe thats me.)

and i? well im working. like a son of a bitch. and i won 1.2 million dollars. honest. i did. i got two letters saying i won the spanish lottery for $615,810. two different lotteries on two different days with two different sets of numbers. what are the odds itd be the same ammount both times? all they need is all my personal info, my next of kin, and my bank accounts and routing numbers. the letters were faxed to the fbi this morning. who by the way are an incredibly friendly bunch of people to talk to. i think i call them more often. maybe ask em what there favorite color is...