Hawking a Loogey from DOWNTOWN
I have many fond memories from High School. I will relate one of these memories now. One day I was walking home from school - I think I was in the 9th or 10th grade. I took a shortcut through the woods off the beaten path as usual. I've never been particularly fond of chocolate, but on this day I was eating a box of plain M&Ms on the way home.
I had eaten pretty much the entire box in the five minutes since I'd left the school and since I had nothing to drink, my throat was all thick and goopy with chocolate. As luck would have it, as I was emerging from the woods and approaching the street, I saw that Jimbob's bus was approaching. I knew what had to be done.
I began running towards the road and just as the bus was about to pass me, I leapt, arched my back and let go with a big, thick, nasty chocolate loogy. My prayers were answered: it didn't hit the window where Jimbob was sitting, but it hit the window right in front of him. I couldn't tell you firsthand, but Jimbob said the reaction from the crowd on the bus was pretty strong.
Bryan M
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this post has changed my life.
Hmmm....it never occured to me that people other than the AG themselves would be reading this stuff. Perhaps I'll have to tighten things up a bit.
I actually can say first hand that the response was VERY intense. I watched the blob on its approach. How Mr Nuts got it from a sidewalk to a window on a school bus I'll never know. On inpact there was a *splat* and several people made horrific noises. It dried there and stayed for quite a while. Poor Amanda who sat in front of me didn't have a clear view for a couple of days.
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