We Salute You!

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Popper Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where it’s okay for a man to go tanning. You ask, "Why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So raise your glass, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.