Sick and Disturbing Tales: Potatoes And Jelly Anyone?

Today was a good day. Yesterday was not. I found a red potato and thought it might be fun to shove it up my ass. So I did. Later I found a jar of Smucker's grape jelly. Jelly, not jam. I thought it might be fun to shove that up my ass too. So I did. After a while it started to become uncomfortable. Every time I tried to sit there was a great deal of pressure pushing against my prostate. I tried to power shit it out to no avail. I found some laxatives but they did not help either. I even tried KY and baby oil. Eventually, I reluctantly traveled my way to the hospital. They put me in a wheel chair which wasn't designed for use by people who had things shoved up there ass. It was very uncomfortable. After a while they cut open my asshole and surgically removed the jar of Smucker's grape jelly and the red potato. They gave them back to me. I took them home, open the jelly and spread it on the potato. I tired a bite but it tasted like shit so I shoved both of them back up my ass. Its a lot more comfortable now. I think the potato was just a little to big. Taking a bite out of it sure seemed to help. Or maybe they forgot to sew my asshole back up. Either way I'm much better off for experiencing it. And now I can shit them out and put them back in whenever I please.

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