Tsunami Conspiracy Theory

Well the most recent results are in. 141,000+. And they expect more once the drowned zombie corpses start floating thru the city spreading disease and starting a whole new plague.

See, they can even regenerate. We are SOOO fucked!!!

The doomsayers are saying that this is the end of times. We've been in the end of times for a really long time now. My whole life I believe. And I'm sure its much longer then that, but I'm way to lazy to verify it.

I'm waiting for our divine inspired leader to help us in these times of crisis. After all, when we lost 2,800 people in a falling old building that just happened to get knocked over when a couple planes crashed into it, we had no problem finding someone to take the blame so that we could turn a country or two into large sheets of glass. Somebody has to be responsible for this giant wave. It's not like giant 400mph waves just go crashing about on there own. This had to come from somewhere. My guess? Osama. That's right, the terrorist mastermind has finally given up on masterminding such things as placing bombs on his devoted subjects and sending them onto busses and planes to cause countless damage to all 50 or so people at a time. We will remember you Mr. guy who got burned up in a building that we've never been to or would care to ever visit and only really remember becuase gas prices got hicked up over $3 on the day of your death. We will remember.

Osama has appaerently learned how to control the sea. With all the latest technology available at VillianSupply.com, he has had no problem getting a giant super-sized radar that can manipulate and control the very ocean with just the touch of a button. It was this same device that he used to control the hurricanes over Florida in an attempt to erase all the links to him there.

In Florida, however, he gave no warnings of any kind. But after seeing the mass destruction caused by his evil ways, he showed what a fucking hippy he really is when he warned all the little critters so that they could flee inland and escape the massive rush of water.

Several of the giant monsters that inhabited those oriental countries fled inward one week before the tsunami hit.

Why didn't our elite secret service agents find out in advance? They did. You can bet your ass on that. They've got inside connects with the animal kingdom. But the shrub needed an excuse to drop another $350 million on some foreign country thats biggest exports are tea and those toys you buy at the Dollar Tree store. Besides, it's not like we have better places to donate our money too, like to the Alright Guys for example.

Anyways... It's all really a big conspiracy and they are all out to get us and you shouldn't trust anyone becuase they will stab you in the back and eat your heart and kill the kittens just becuase you are masturbating to pictures of Bob Saget. So be careful. Chew on broken glass. Step on rusty nails. AND FOR GOD SAKES, DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER PLAYING WITH YOUR ANUS!!!

Sexiest man alive = Bob Saget. You have no idea how hard it is to find a nude pic of this man.