Enough Bitching... I'll fix it myself.

Well I've come to the conclusion today that there needs to be major reform in the united states. Everybody I work with, everybody I'm related to, everybody I pass on the street, is angry about something. SO, I decided this morning that I might just half to open up a Paypal account and start taking donations for....

Jimbob's US presidency reign of nutsness 2016

I looked up what was required today and found that I had to be a natural born citizen, and 35 years old. Well, By 2016 I'll be both. Plus the one that isn't written, I need an unbelieveable amount of fucking money to beat out the other guys. That's where the masses come in. If every man, woman, and child donated $1 a year for 11 years that's a lot of cash. Makes you wonder how some charitys are fighting to stay alive really... But in any rate, I'll take those jillions of dollars and become president, and then if you want something done, just send me an e-mail and I'll do it. Here's a few teasers of what's to come.

• Lunar Prison colony - Like Alcatraz only better. WAY better. Escape from the dome and you have issues.
• Battle Droids - I'll crush Osama with a series of Battle Robots fresh from Cyberdyne Inc. Might as well make 'em cops too.
• Everything you ever wanted to know - I'll tell you everything. What happened to JFK, how many Aliens are in Area 51, Who thought of Gigli, everything.
• Forign policy - What forign policy, I'm taking care of my own, screw the rest, unless you piss me off, then I'll drop anvil leaflets all over your country.
• Energy Conservation - I'll dump a ton of money into Fuel efficiency for cars and such.
• Diminishing returns on tax breaks for Kids - Humans are an overpopulating mess, maybe if we stopped giving people money to have them after the 1st one we would slow down a bit. God we're like fucking rabbits. Next we'll all be in my domes. And free birth control for anyone that wants it.

Now, what if I don't get enough money to run? Well, I'll probably just spend the money on beer and pizza and have the guys over for a LAN party or something. Computer Games comes in a close second to our country's reform and I can't deny my passions. So if you want reform, or me to have the best LAN party ever concieved, send me money and Jimbob will work for you!