Top 10 Sex Games: Number 1

Well, it's been awhile. My attendence to this page has been sparse as of late to say the least. Much of it has been due to a complex copulation of personal, finacial, mental, and physical problems as of late. Hopefully, such complexities will eventually work themselves out of my life, but at the moment, I'm not getting my hopes up. Anyways, I hate leaving things unfinished, so here is the last and the best of the sex games.

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Stacey: "You want to eat some dinner?"

Trinity: "Oh, yes."

Stacey: "What would you like to eat?"

Trinity : "Care Bear snacks."

Stacey: "Care Bear snacks?"

Trinity: "Oh, yes."

Stacey: "We don't have any, what else would you like?"

Trinity: "Kitty!"

Stacey: "You want to eat kitty cat for dinner?"

Trinity: "Oh, yes."

Stacey: "With ketchup?"

Trinity: "OH, YES!"

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A quick run down of the previous 9 games:

#10: Strip Checkers
#9: Strip Chess
#8: Hide and Seek Sex
#7: Strip Poker
#6: Couples Euchre
#5: Spin the Bottle
#4: Coed Naked Twister
#3: Swinger Uno
#2 Truth or Dare Jenga

and finally...

#1: 4PLAY
Players: 2-6 (any combination of males, females, or whatever)

A gal I graduated from high school with recently told me about this game. After trying it out, I actually had to reconfigure my list becuase it was so damn good. The games were rated on three things. How much fun/kinky it was to play them, how easy they were to play, and how capable they were of dealing with different combinations of partners. This one rated high in all three, but blew the competition away in its ability to deal with any group of horndogs you could throw at it. Hopefully you will all go download the demo tonite, and if you're like me, you'll find yourself buying the full version (or searching for it on winmx) shortly there after.

Setup: The game is a computer game but with the addition of the right cable, can easily be played on your tv in the living room (strongly reccommended btw). First you will need to download the game. Goto http://www.i4play.com to download the most recent version. After the game is installed, you will need to enter all of the player's names, sexual preferences, levels of kinky-ness, and who/who not each player is willing to interact with. Also if you enter in what additional things you have to play with, it will incorporate those into the game as well. Anything from dildos, strap-ons, and blow-up goats, to body lotion, jack daniels, chocolate suace, rope, and handcuffs. The list is quite extensive. After you're done with that (takes about 5-10 minutes the first time and is much faster after that), you're ready to play.

Rules: The game plays like monopoly. You buy and sell properties, collect rent, and roll dice. The biggest difference is that anyone can avoid paying rent by paying you in "other" ways as the cards instruct them to. There are also random spots on the board, that initiate "favors" between players as well. Each player also has the option to "Chicken out" when the going gets too tough, but be careful, you only get a couple of them. (I think Stace used it on "sucking my toes"). The longer the game goes on, the more involved it gets (by level 5, your probably fucking her up the ass in out in the middle of the street while she sucks on a dead chicken. Well, that is if all three of you (you, her, and the dead chicken) selected the super duper ultra kinky option).

Options: With all the options in the setup, you'd think the game couldn't offer any more. Well, you'd be wrong. You can edit all of the cards, or make up your own. Also, you can place your own pictures on the cards and create your own backgrounds for the game board (not counting the different ones that come with the game). They're are very few sex games that I could justify paying money for more then just a deck of cards and a fifth of vodka. I believe the full version of 4PLAY costs $30. Worth every fucking penny if you ask me.